necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
holy SHIT
Reblog if you’re not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Reblog this you little shits.
Always reblog.
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
“MEET TUMBLRS NEW STEPMOMMY”
“MARISSA MAYER <3 DAVID KARP”
“WE LOVE YOU MOMMY”
“ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE TUMBLR’S STEPMOM ON YOUR DASH”
icantlivemylifealwaysbackingdown:
Jack’s mom is perfect omfg
amen
i praise joyce barakat’s existence
PLEASE STOP FUCKING REBLOGGING THIS OH MY GOD 12K NOTES IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY YOU ARE ALL BLOWING UP MY DASH STOP IT
the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
Is it just me or do they sound like the step parent trying to get along with the step kid that they know hates everything about them.
